[ INTRO ] If I asked you to picture a forest, you might
envision a sunny grove with some deer gently nibbling on leaves as they mosey on through. But those deer could actually be searching
for a baby bird or two to munch on. Yes, deer can be carnivorous. In fact, many supposed plant-eaters sneak
the occasional fleshy snack, usually because some nutrients are just easier to get from
animal parts.

So here are six so-called vegetarians that
regularly eat meat and bonesincluding ours. [1. Deer] Everyone knows that Bambi and his friends
are vegetarians. I mean, deer are quite literally built to
eat plants.

As ruminants, they have the ability to ferment
plant material in their specialized stomachs, which allows them to live off a diet that
would be way too fibrous for most creatures. But lots of deer apparently missed that memo,
as theyve been caught eating everything from baby birds to human bones. Yes, I said human bones. A 2017 paper suggested that deer might frequently
gnaw on bodies left exposed in their habitats.

We dont have any evidence that deer kill
people, outside of accidental encounters with vehicles. But they do most definitely kill birds. Like, a lot. Nest cameras in North Dakota have filmed white-tailed
deer snacking on chicks more often than traditional predators.

And on an island in Scotland, red deer have
been seen biting off the heads of seabird chicks and chewing on birds legs. Scientists think these deer are specifically
targeting bones, since theyre rich in phosphorus, calcium, and other minerals that are less
common in plants. They need those nutrients to build strong
bones for themselves, as well as those impressive antlers that deer are so known for. Sure, a rich mineral lick would suffice, but
those arent always around  whereas baby birds are everywhere.

Youd expect that other ruminants would
have similar dietary needs, and therefore might also snack on the occasional bone. And  yeah. They do. Sheep, cows, and even giraffes have been seen
sucking on bones or actively killing small animalsusually baby birds.

Apparently theyre just a super convenient
source of minerals, if you dont happen to have a salt lick at hoof. [2. Squirrels] Rodents are another group of animals that
are well known for their vegetarian dietsespecially ones like squirrels and chipmunks. They just scamper along branches and stuff
their furry little cheeks full of yummy acorns, right? Well, it turns out when theyre not busy
stashing nuts and eating the cherries off my cherry tree, squirrels and chipmunks take
full advantage of their climbing ability to go after bird eggs and nestlings.

They also seem to have no qualms eating frogs,
lizards, snakes, and even turtles. And theyll kill and eat all sorts of small
mammals, including other species of squirrel  or each other. Maybe that shouldnt be so surprising, since
rodents are notorious for eating their own young. But when they do, its usually considered
a sign something is going wrong.

Squirrels will act as predators when completely
healthy, so there must be some other reason. Like with deer, one important clue is that
they seem to target bones. Forensic scientists note that squirrels frequently
gnaw on skeletons, for exampleand their tiny teeth can cause enough damage to obscure
important clues about the cause of death. So, they might be looking for those extra
minerals like deer are.

Or they could just be looking to grind down
their teeth. All rodents have continuously-growing incisorsyou
know, those rodent-y things in frontso chomping on hard bones might keep them in
check. But in many cases, like with the baby birds,
squirrels definitely seem target flesh, which might mean they hunt for the most obvious
reason: Food. Just extra calories.

Lab experiments have shown that hungrier rodents
are more likely to attack live prey. And other rodents like mice, beavers, and
bunnies will also make a habit of dining on meat if the option is available. Meat consumption is so widespread in rodents
that some scientists argue that they really should be thought of as omnivores, not herbivores. And given that about 40% of all mammals on
the planet are rodents, that go-with-the-flow approach to their diet might have helped them
conquer the world.

[3. Butterflies] Anyone who has tried to grow their own veggies
is all too familiar with the leaf-destroying abilities of most caterpillars. But some moth and butterfly larvae have decided
plants are overrated, opting instead to snack on tasty flesh. Like inchworms in Hawaii with claw-tipped
arms, which will eagerly feast on flies.

Or silk-weaving caterpillars that tie down
snails so they can slurp them from their shells. And all the caterpillars in the subfamily
Miletinae eat aphids. But eating snails and insects pales in comparison
to the moths and butterflies that dine on carrion. Thats right.

There are scavenging butterflies. A lot of them, actually  especially when
theyre caterpillars. Most of these caterpillars normally eat plants,
but when the tastiest leaves are taken, theyll go for decaying flesh. As the saying goes, this is life, and no one
gets out alive, so being able to eat dead things is a pretty good way to make a living.

Im not sure that was a saying, but it is
now. Caterpillars tough jawsstrong enough
to tear through starchy leaveshave no trouble with decaying meat. Some species are so common on corpses that
theyre used in forensics. Even adult butterflies get in on the scavenging
action at times, to get nutrients not found in nectar.

They may flock to dead fish for the saltsthe
same reason they hang out on mineral licks or sip turtle tears, which yes, is a thing. But some scientists think they suck down rotting
flesh for the amino acidsthe molecular building blocks of proteins. The species caught using bait made of decaying
meat are known to be super mobile butterflies, and all that extra protein probably helps
them build and keep their flying muscles. [4.

Duikers] Duikers are teeny little antelopes native
to Africa. They are really cute. There are almost two dozen different species,
each more adorable than the last. But dont let their size or their cute features
fool youduikers can be ruthless.

Though theyre generally considered frugivores,
or fruit eaters, animal matter is frequently found in their stomachs by people who cut
open their stomachs, apparently. Things like insects and carrion usually make
up about a tenth of a percent of their diet, which doesnt seem like very much. But studies have found some stomachs with
10% or more of their contents animal-sourced. And  they dont necessarily wait for
their meals to die.

In Angola, the yellow-backed duikers taste
for flesh is infamous. According to locals, theyve actually learned
how to eat tortoises, leaving behind empty shells wherever they go. And there are tons of scientific reports of
duikers and their relatives eating all sorts of small birds, mammals, reptiles, and amphibians. More surprisingly, they seem to enjoy killing.

Captive duikers appear to play with living
food, like a cat toying with a mouse. One bay duiker in the Zurich zoo earned a
reputation for stalking, killing, and eating pigeons that landed in its enclosure. But those behaviors might not be natural in
the wild. In fact, why duikers eat meat isnt entirely
clear.

It may be that, like their distant ruminant
relatives, they use meaty snacks as nutritional supplements. Studies of their wild diets suggest that the
plants and fruits they eat are relatively low in minerals and protein, even though the
animals fare better on a high protein diet. But some zookeepers have found they actually
do better when raw meat is excluded from their meals. We just dont know enough about these shy,
adorable, savage little antelopes to say for sure.

[5. Hippos] Hippos might look like gentle giants. But even though theyre considered herbivores,
theyre one of the most dangerous beasts in Africa. Their aggressive nature is legendary  its
said they kill more people every year than lions and leopards combined.

And thats probably not just because theyre
territorial. Recently, biologists have come to the conclusion
that they actually have a taste for meat. Hippos will scavenge carcasses they come across,
and theyve been known to walk right up to a feeding crocodile and take a bite of
its kill. But much more direct and savage stories have
emerged over the years, including instances where hippos have definitely killed and eaten
antelopes.

And thats weird, because its been thought
for a long time that hippos simply dont have the stomachsor, more accurately, the
stomach bacteriato digest meat. But a 2015 review argues that the only thing
limiting meat-eating in hippos  or most herbivores, really  is their ability to
catch and eat it. And that makes sense, considering all the
other supposed herbivores that eat meat when they have the opportunity. But hippos have a few meat-eating advantages
over other herbivores, like their big giant mouths and teeth that can more easily tear
apart hunks of flesh.

And with their bulkand surprising speed
and agilitythey are more than capable of taking down large prey. Just how often hippos eat meat is uncertain,
thoughmost diet studies get their info from plant material found in feces, which
does not tell you whether or not the animal has consumed meat. And its hard to observe everything that
goes into the hippos mouths because they tend to eat at night. Also ...

Its kind of tough to stay close
enough to a giant aggressive hippo to see what its nibbling on. You cant really do a diet study if you
become a part of the diet study. If you know what I mean... [6.

Primates] Obviously, we humans arent always vegetarians. And its no secret that chimpanzees wage
wars against one another, and will hunt, kill, and consume other animals, especially monkeys. But most primates have a more peaceful reputation. Take bonobos, for example.

These chimp cousins were supposed to basically
embody the 1960s hippie movementyou know, making love, not war. Even though theyre basically the same size
and strength as chimpanzees, people thought they opted for a much more vegetarian diet. That is, until about a decade ago, when anthropologists
watched them hunt down monkeys and other, smaller mammals. And those observations are backed by DNAfecal
DNA, to be precise.

A 2010 study of 128 bonobo poop samples found
evidence for recent meat consumption in 16% of them. One reason that these and other primates might
eat the occasional steak is that its hard to get enough Vitamin B12 with a purely vegetarian
diet. B12 is essential for healthy blood and nerve
cells, and we mammals cant make it ourselves. Some animals, like ruminants and other animals
with multiple stomachs, like hippos, have bacteria in their guts that produce this key
nutrient.

So they get what they need because their weird
anatomy. We have some of these bacteria, too, but theres
a catchthey live so far along in our digestive tract that we just poop out all the B12 that
they make. Thats probably why bunnies and some rodents
eat their own feces, and if they dont, they get B12 by having a non-vegan diet  usually,
by supplementing with insects. So it makes sense that even the most vegetarian-leaning
primates might actually be somewhat omnivorous to ensure they get enough B12.

Many primates probably eat insects for this
exact reason, but somelike bonobos and chimpanzeesclearly have no problem subbing
in a little red meat instead. And I do feel like mentioning you can get
B12 without meat, its just us humans have a lot more dietary opportunities than wild
chimpanzees. But in the end, even animals we thought were
super strict vegans might cheat a little more oftenor a lot more oftenthan we ever
imagined. But if they do eat a little flesh now and
then, they probably have a good reason for it.

Learning what animals eat and why can help
us take better care of them in captivity and understand our own dietary needs. If we want to go full vegan, we can just get
a B12 from pills or shots, or fordfied food, not from eating our own poop. Thanks for watching this episode of SciShow,
which could not exist without the support of our Patreon patrons like Matthew Brant,
our President of Space. Thank you Matthew for your continued support
of SciShow.

[ OUTRO ].


'Kay, I've got the potometer fired up, and we're just gonna find ourselves a nice, juicy... *BING* *punch* Got 'em!  You suck at cooking, yeah you totally suck!  If your ground-punching game isn't that strong, you can also just buy these at the store. Aaand you could let your potatoes say goodbye to each other... [Sad piano music] Except potatoes don't have the ability to talk, so let's stop fooling around.

Now that you've got your potatoes, it's time to decide what form of baking you're gonna use. One option is micro baking. If someone tries to condescend to you for using a Micro-Bake Oven, just say, "I'd like to see you operate a Micro" [Micro-Bake Oven: beep, beep-beep, beep] Beginner's luck. The truth is, micro baking is super easy.

Put your potato on a plate, set it for 10 minutes on high, and your potato should come out perfect. Mmm. Another option is aqua baking. Some people don't want to aqua bake because they're worried their potatoes will get wet.

Which is silly, because potatoes are waterproof. See? But because they're waterproof, aqua baking takes a long time. Aaand also it's called boiling, and that's not why we're here today. Baking with the slow cooker is super simple.

Put your potato inside, put the lid on, set the timer for 6 years, then go away and raise a family. By the time your kid is in first grade, you'll have a nice delicious meal ready. Baking baking, the method I'm gonna use today, is what humans have been doing for decades, ever since the discovery of the onion in Bancroft, Kentucky in the 1960s. Baking baking takes a long time because potatoes are airproof.

But before you get started, you're gonna need to prepare your potatoes. First, we're gonna give them a nice, scrubby wash. Then you're gonna want to stab your potato with a fork, which is done by jamming your fork inside and easily pulling it out with a pair of vise grips. You can also tap it in with a hammer, you can let gravity do the work for you, you can save time by stabbing with four forks at once, or if you play pro ball like me, you can do this.

If you don't stab your potato first, the steam can't escape and this is what happens to the potato. [BOOM] [coughing] This can also happen with the micro baker, so, *ahem* don't forget those fork holes. Now we'll just slather the potato with Olive Flavored Stab Soothing Balm, sprinkle with some Freshlock Salt, and give these guys four free tickets to the Gravitron. Throw them on a pan, Undoh's on four hundoh, and we're gonna throw those in for around 45 minutes.

Now we've had them in for the correct amount of time, but; the fork is the ultimate determiner of doneness. Take your fork and whack the side. If you hear it resonate, then congratulations: you own a tuning fork. But if you take a real fork and it slides in easily to the center, you know it's done.

If you encounter resistance, put it in for another 10 minutes. Now you're gonna want to saw it open... And then press the ends together, until it opens like a piping hot 70's change purse. [Suggestive 1970s music] Now we're gonna shovel the inside out, and put them in a bowl.

Okay, that's ridiculous. Let's use a proper-sized shovel. If the potato hole doesn't come up perfect, just throw the potato in the garbage and start over Just kidding. Now look at this.

What does this remind you of? It reminds you of nothing. When the Greeks first discovered the potato, they had to invent the number "zero" in order to describe the amount of flavor inside it. Which is where zero gets its shape from. And that's why we load potatoes with anything and everything we can find so we can try to forget that we're eating something so flavorless, it's like staring into the abyss.

And the great thing about it, is you can put whatever the **ck you want in there. Why'd you censor that? Thank you. So this first one, we're gonna throw in some butter. Some cheddar.

Some sour cream. Some salt. Some pepper pepper pepper. Some bacon.

Some chives. The second one, we're gonna put in some veggie bullion, some cumin, some cheddar cheese, some cream cheese, some broccoli. Then wang jangle everything together, until there is no trace of nothing. And then we'll shovel those insides back in there, (so hungry) then we'll top them with some more cheddar, some more bacon on these guys, some more chives on the other ones.

And then we're gonna get these m***** f****** back in Oh, come on! Thank you. We're gonna throw these in the undoh for another 10 minutes to reheat the insides and melt all that cheese [whispering] Or you can just keep a very careful eye on them until you think it's time, and then take it out based on your great observations and intuition. Alright. So these babies are done, topped with some more sour cream and chives.

And while you're admiring how good these came out, it's important to make sure that any of your raw leftover potatoes don't see your decked out loaded potatoes. They're already struggling with tasting like nothing. They don't need you making them feel more insecure. I'd like to thank Audible for sponsoring this video.

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He talks about the grueling years of developing his act before he finally made it as a stand-up comic and film star. It's raw, heartbreaking, funny, but more than anything, he's an awesome writer, and I could not put this book down. You can get that book, or any other book you want for free when you start a 30-day trial. Go to audible.Com/ysac or text "YSAC" to 500500 to get started.

That's audible.Com/ysac or text "YSAC" to 500500. [Whispering] And have a great day. Bye.  You suck at NOTHING, yeah you totally suck.

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Loaded Baked Potato - You Suck at Cooking (episode 77)


These hard soft muffin donut breakfast biscuits are a great way to kick off your day. While getting the maximum amount of sugar and carbs into your body. Which can only be delivered by these cakey cookie bread bun rock croissant snack clumps. *Singing* First off, we are making the American style scone.

Not the traditional Scottish scone, which is where scones were originally born. Whoops! These are the Scottish style scones, also know as British scones. The main difference is that the Scottish scone is meant to have jam and clotted cream spread on it. Whereas the American scones has all the flavor build inside it, so you don't have to be fumbling with the pot of jam while you are trying to eat your breakfast when you're hunting wild boar.

Also I have been pronouncing it wrong, it's actually "scon" not "scoohn" Unless you pronounce it "scoohn", in which case it is "scoohn" not "scon". It all depends on where you come from. But in the UK the "sconners" outnumber the "scoohnners" and everyone thinks everyone else is wrong. Guys look, don't get involved.

This is a battle that has been waged for millennia. Unless you are from there, in which case, fight on my brothers and sisters. So we're gonna start with the ingredients for basic baking cement. Two cups of flour, Three tablespoons of sugar, and a tablespoon of baking powder.

Combine this with water and you can use it lay bricks. In fact, let's see if we can cement those stones together. *Beautiful whistling* I always thought brick laying looked really satisfying, but now that I'm doing it I have to say I was right. Remember we're using baking powder, which is a white powder that contains sodium acid pyrophosphate, which reacts with sodium bicarbonate once it's wet and hot.

Unlike baking soda, which is a cold refreshing drink to help you get through the baking process when your un-do is on fourhundo on a hot summery day. *Slurping* Ahh. Fun fact: Scones were often smuggled into Ireland as crumbly potatoes because pastries are illegal there. Gonna wangjangle the baking cement together, and then we're gonna take three quarters of a cold stick of butter and we're gonna chop that up.

*Fast chopping* You want little chunks of butter, not warm butter that will blend in perfectly. Nobody knows why and nobody cares. So, I'm trying to spread those in. Get those coated by the flour.

Some of them are gonna smush together and become bigger chunks and that's when you know it's time to go chunk hunting. *Gun cocking sound* You take your fork and just smash those chunks apart a bit.. Or you can do the old Peter knife hands. Just do your best to get them smaller than a Skittle.

*Chuckle* I meant this as a joke but it actually works perfect. Do you see any Skittles? I don't. Okay, maybe one. Now you wanna get it some lemon zest.

I would go with around a tablespoon. Let's call it what it is: exterior lemon skin scrapings. I'm gonna put in around one and a half cups of blueberries. This is a non-cautious amount of blueberries.

Gonna wangjangle these a little bit. So now we're gonna just form a little liquid volcano pocket cavity chamber impression. And we'll pour in one cup of cream. If you wanna go more cakey go with half a cup of cream and two eggs.

And now you wanna exercise... Some restraint. You just wanna barely work the dough together. Don't overwork it.

More like glueberry scones, Am I right? Roboto's voice: No, you're not right. It was just a joke, calm down. Roboto: I am calm. Okay, well stay that way then.

Roboto: I will. Okay, see ya. Roboto: Goodbye. Fun fact: scones are legal currency in Scotland.

The current trading rate is one scone for seventeen shekels or 4 doubloons. So I'm gonna lightly flour my cutting board and I'm gonna get the dough on here. If you have a few leftover crumbles, don't force them into the dough. Collect them in the corner of your bowl and say: Look.

You weren't good enough, fast enough, or sticky enough or whatever enough, and you missed your chance. There's nothing you can do about it now. There's no second chances with scones. You'll never be a scone.

But at least someone told you the truth. You're welcome, goodbye. *Thud* *slam* Just knead it ever so slightly with common decency. Then get this into a rectangular or square-like shape.

If you are wondering about how thick to go, just think: if I were to punch this I wouldn't break my wrist. I'd only severely sprain it. About an inch-ish. I'm gonna cut this in half.

Then we will go halfsies again. Based on the strongest geometric shape: the scaling triangle. And then we are going to transfer these to a parchment papered pan. Don't be a hero and think you can cut these on the parchment paper.

Believe me, I tried. Learn from my mistakes. Or you know what? Maybe you're better than me. Prove me wrong.

Whoops! Give them space to express themselves, cause change is inevitable. Un-do's on fourhundo. Now this is gonna go in the un-do for about twenty minutes, but we're gonna trust the browning more than the timing. Watch with your eyes, not with your ears.

(Knowledge) *ping* So, there you have it. American style lemon blueberry scone. Easy to hold. All the flavors build in.

This is a real American scone. *Paper crackling* I mean, this is a real American scone. This one is easily eaten while driving your pickup truck to the outlet mall to buy a monster truck. This is a real 'Merican scone.

I also tried to make an ice-cream scone, but it kinda just drooped over. It became a scone-u-copia. You could like... Hollow that out and put in a mini pumpkin and like a whole buffet.

It'd be great for thanksgiving. And I tried to make a scone-nut for the kids, but it turned into more of a scagle. And I tried to make a scuffin, cause where do you draw the line between all these pastries? Like what's what? And I made a croisscone, for the French inside us all. Au revoir.

(Goodbye in english) *music starts* Put down your phone, it's time to hone your ability to make a scone. Pick up some blueberries, scrape the skin of a lemon and you're good to go. Cause you're wasting your life on the internet. So get into the kitchen with some oven mitts.

Now wangjangle that backing cement. It's a rewarding activity you won't regret. Making scones, your friends will be blown away by the awesomeness, they'll start to moan. They'll wonder why you didn't do it before and they'll all be impressed by the greatness you've shown.

This is the magic of scones. The magic of Scotland, the land we call home. Unless we're not from there, in which case it's just a real faraway place we'd one day like to go. Scones! Hey guys, WNC here, and go subscribe to YSAC! He makes amazing videos and I totally recommend him..

Lemon Blueberry Scones - You Suck at Cooking (episode 78)


They fly so high..  - Hello, my name is Jeff Goldblum. And here you see me sitting
in our beautiful home. Uh, austensibly, my home, it's, uh, to be honest, not my home.

But it could be my home. This is going to be the most
exciting day of my life ever. What we're doing today is focusing on food. F-food.

I'm going to get some lessons in and have an experience
with maybe the finest thinker about food in the world. And then we eat. Yeah, oh yeah, I haven't cooked. I know nothing about, I don't know much about cooking at all.

Anyway, we'll cook. (Jazz music) Ahhhh. Oh my gosh. It's like coming into
a football stadium or something like that.

It's the same feeling
of wonder and spectacle. So, here we are. When getting groceries, you've gotta, you can't carry them out
like this, you have to have a container to put them in. Now, so you're faced
with choice at a moment like this.

Do you want a big cart
or do you want a basket? Even if you think, I'll
pick up one or two things, this is the way to go. I'm not a germophobe. In any case, let's touch it. And here we go.

Let's go. We're at the pasta aisle. Ahhhh! Rigitoni, of course, is the tubes. Mmmmmmm.

I love a nice tube. Ohhhh, that's it! A Cavatappi. Wait a minute, wait a minute. Ahhh.

I feel like Magellan. Much of the explored world happened because people were looking for spices. You'd risk the lives of generations of sailors because our food is too bland. Is that what happened? Maybe I'm foggy about
history, but, I could be.

I could be. Look at that, look at that. It's the Turkish Bay Leaf. Woodsy and fragrant.

That's the name of my two sons. True or False? There's Woodsy? Fragrant? Yeah, time for dinner. Woodsy, quit hitting Fragrant. True or false? No, it's false.

- (Chris) Hope you enjoy that. Hey, how you doing today? - How are you? - Hi, my name is Chris. - Chris, Jeff - How you doing? - Goldblum, how are you? - Good. - Now, you're the cheese monger.

- The cheese master, actually. - Cheese what? - Master. - Master?
- Yes. - What's the difference
between a cheese master and a cheese monger? - I run the department here.

- Oh, so you worked your way up. You started as a cheese
monger, as a monger alone. And what is a cheese monger? My ear hears monger like,
hey, he's a gossip monger. Right? Which means a purveyor of something...

- Well, in general, I'm a
purveyor of cheese, so.., - Purveyor of cheese,
so, cheese monger, yeah. But, anyway, you've graduated from monger and now you're the master. I'm in that movie "Thor" right now, do you know what the
name of my character is? - I do not actually. I haven't seen it yet.

- Grand Master. - Oh. - By the way, is that hat, only the master wears the hat? - No, Murray's encourages individuality. Much like each cheese has it's own kind of personality.

Each cheese monger and cheese master has their own personality. - If I were a cheese, what would I be? What do you think? - Um, I'd probably say, a nice Swiss. - Really? I'd be a Swiss? Why? - Nice and bold with a lot
of lingering flavor to it. - So, that's what your
impression is of me? Bold with lingering flavor.

- Mm-hmm - Sounds like it could
be good, or could be bad, depending on the flavor. What kind of cheese would you be? - A nice American cheese. Sort of mild and a bit gooey on the inside. - Really? - Because you're romantical and sensitive.

But American and mild. - That's so sweet, that's so sweet. For today's recipe, I see
that I need a parmesan cheese. - This is Parmigiano-Reggiano.

This is the king of cheese. - This has been the most fun
conversation I've ever had in my whole life. It's so lovely to meet you.
- Thank you. - Can I give you a hug?
- Sure! - Really? - Can I give you a stronger hug? Thank you.

You are gooey
on the inside after all. Look at that. So nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you.

- I'm putting this in my cart. And I'll think of you
while we cook with this and eat it tonight. (Jazz music) - We're done, we've got to check out now. We got it, we got it.

(Jazz music) Without further adieu,
the main course of this little harlequinade, is our mystery guest. And I can reveal to you know that he is the one and the only, Jonathan Gold. Jonathan, can you please join me? - So nice to see you. - So nice to see you.

Should we start? I want to introduce our
lovely audience to you, too. So, I'm going to use my phone,
if that's not too gauche. But, look at this. I'm sure you've seen this.

Jonathan Gold currently writes
for the Los Angeles Times. I love the Los Angeles Times. It says here on my Wikipedia,
Jonathan Gold often chooses a small ethnic
restaurants for his reviews. Although he covers all types of cuisine.

And if you haven't seen the
documentary, City of Gold, I just adore it. It's so, you're so wonderful
and it's well done. Should I, this is short. Any way..

- You don't have to keep going. - Anyway, let's get to
the Pulitzer Prize part. You're the only writer
about food whose ever won a Pulitzer Prize, and the
way you write, is so beautiful. - Thanks.

- In any case, I don't
want to embarrass you. Look at this, so you chose
this thing we're going to make. Tell us why you chose it and what it is. - It's a French dish
called, Soupe au Pistou.

It's pretty much the
Southern French equivalent of Minestone. - Should we start doing something? - Let's do something. Do we have, oh our water's
not boiling, but soon it will. (Jazz music) So we're going to take the
bouquet garni, which is some thyme, bay leaf, leek leaf, which is good, and then celery top.

Put it in there, it flavors the water. So, should we peel potatoes? - Oh boy, be careful. Be careful. Should I venture into this? - If you want to.

- Well, sure, I don't want to feel just like a bystander. - When I fancied myself sort
of a performance artist, I would take potatoes and put stamps and address labels on them. Then I would mail them to people to see if they would get there. - Wow.

I may try that this afternoon. (Jazz music) When I put my strawberries
in the smoothie, should I take off the green part? - Uh, yes. - I should? I haven't been. - How do they taste? - Ah, fine.

(Jazz music) You write about food so beautifully, You're a poet. Do you write poetry, too? - I used to write poems
about food that were put up on the bulletin board of my school. - I'm glad I asked. Do you remember any of
them, by any chance? - I do not remember any of them.

- Do you dream? Do you dream about food, may I ask? - I sometimes dream about food. - Really? - I don't remember faces,
that's one of my problems, but I can remember a soup
that I had 25 years ago and whether it used chervil or marjoram. - Really? - Yeah. - You don't remember faces? - No.

- You know this joke? Two old Jewish guys are sitting around. One says, hey, these days
I'm getting quite old. I don't remember faces. I remember names, but
I don't remember faces.

The next guy says, well
I'm just the opposite, I remember faces, and
I can't remember names. The third guy says, I'm
as old as you guys, but knock on wood I remember
names, (knock, knock), I remember faces, (knock, knock), come in. That's the joke, you get it? - Yeah. - Did I do it poorly? - No, that was perfect.

- It just wasn't funny. - It was good. - It was? - Yeah. - Thank you.

And that's from a, you're a critic. - Not a joke critic. - Yeah, but one kind of
criticism is adjacent to another. - Very good.

- Okay, thank you very much. (Jazz music) I wanna pour these in here? - Yeah. - Haha! I'm cooking now! I'm really cooking! - Okay, can you stir it in? - Ooh, I like to stir the pot. (Jazz music) I love when you say in that
documentary that cooking separates us from the other species.

Nobody else cooks. - Right! - So we're centrally human when we cook. But this is the joy of
cooking because, while you're cooking, they say you're
relaxing or otherwise connection making, right? - Yeah. - With yourself and with others.

- I mean, for me, there's
nothing that's more important or more of a joy than sitting
down to a meal with my family. (Jazz music) - How's this pesto look? - Magnificent. You've done a good job. - Look at me, I'm a chef.

I'm officially now the
monger and you're the Master. That's the name of our show. - Monger and the Master. I like it.

- Well, the Master and
the Monger, I think. You get top billing So there we go. So what does that leave now? - Here's the ladel, let's have some. Now, if you eat the soup
like this, right now, it's going to be bland.

- Bland. But luckily, we have the pesto you've been laboring on. So, you put that into the soup. - Yes.

- And we will be so happy. - I'm happy already. Okay. - Should we go outside? - Let's go outside! Great! I'll take my bowl and then
I guess we'll, yeah, yeah.

Are you okay with that? - I'm okay with that. - Okay, great. Let's go this way, I guess. Okay.

Here we go! Mmmm- mmm- mmmm mmm Well, Jonathan, if
you'll come out with me. This is my beautiful backyard. - Nice yard. - Do you want to take the
head of the table, please? - Well, thank you very much.

- Yeah, as befits a
master of your stature. There we go. So, do you like it in fancy
restaurants when the guys goes like this and then he goes over your lap. You know, he does the thing
and he starts to slither it over your lap.

I think it's a little... - It's never my favorite moment. - I like to do it to myself sometimes. - There you go! - Maybe too much.

Alright. Oh, thank you. And now, can we have
this first bite together and I'll remember this forever and ever. Ready? - Ready! - Mmmm - Mmmm-mmm-mmm..

Jeff Goldblum Cooks With Jonathan Gold


- Doesn't smell horrible. Okay, there's the smell. Yup that's pungent. (Light upbeat music) Hi, I'm Alix, and I love
cooking and history.

Throughout history there have been hundreds of food trends
that have come and gone. Today, I'm gonna be trying
out one of these recipes and seeing if it's edible. Okay, Oyster and Chicken Pie. (Light upbeat music) It's very vague, very under-seasoned, seems a little random and weird.

I feel like when you see a
pie, like a chicken-pot-pie, it's really like, comforting
and warm and inviting. If I dove into this pie,
I'd be very disappointed. I guess I'm just gonna go line by line. The first thing to do
is parboil a chicken.

I have no idea how much
chicken I'm suppose to boil, but I have, I guess,
four breasts right here, so we'll go with that. It immediately turns white. I'm also gonna be hard-boiling
the eggs at the same time. Nice chicken water in here, which is pretty fowl.

(Chuckles) It looks a little like human flesh. We're off to a good start here. - [Woman] Wanna hear a fact. - Yeah sure.

(Smooth jazz music) I guess, yeah, actually
oysters are an aphrodisiac, so I guess everyone's really
horny back in the day. (Laughs) Cool down a little before I peel them, and then we're gonna cut up this partially cooked chicken. They're looking nice and white. (Upbeat psychedelic music) Over this, place, oh great,
we're at the oyster part.

So, over this chicken,
place one pint of oysters. Doesn't say to drain
them, but I'm going to, because I don't know if
I'd wanna pour, like, oyster juice all over this chicken. Product may contain shell fragments. That seems dangerous.

Ohhhh. Okay I'm just gonna air
it out for a second. I'm not even exaggerating,
that is so strong. Okay.

(Upbeat, jazzy music) Alright, next. If I can make it. Add two hard-boiled eggs,
cut into small pieces. Whoever invented this recipe was like, what else can we put on top of this.

But, at least it adds, like,
a nice pop of color, I guess. A tablespoonful of butter. Do I just put it in the middle like, or am I suppose to cut it up? Like, there's no internet in these days so you would think that they would be more detailed with the recipes. I guess I'm just gonna
just cut the tablespoon up and like put it in each third.

Some celery, chopped fine. What is, some celery? I'm guessing it's more than one stock, less than three. (Upbeat, futuristic music) We're gonna put this finely
chopped celery on top. Celery's also very bland,
it's basically water.

(Upbeat, jazzy music) Yikes, that sounds like a problem. Yeah, I can't wait to eat this now. Now, for the seasoning. They say salt and cayenne,
which is a little bizarre.

I don't wanna get too heavy handed with this cayenne right now but actually, maybe I should. I prefer my mouth be numb
when I bite into this. (Laughs) Yeah, this is actually
the most confusing part. Moisten with flour and and a gill of milk.

Still don't know what a gill of milk is. I fortunately am not from the
1910s and I have a cellphone, so I'm gonna look up
what a gill of milk is. Okay, it's a half a cup. I guess I'm just gonna go for it.

So if it's like a half cup, oop, okay. I'm assuming I have to stir it up because I feel like that
would be really bizarre. The milk at the bottom is now like the oyster chicken juice water. Put the puff paste on top.

They don't call it puff pastry,
they call it puff paste. So, I guess in the 1910s you had to make your own puff pastry, but that's like, really fuckin' hard, so I will not be doing that. (Upbeat, modern music) Maybe I'll use these scraps to make a little design on top. I feel like I should make an oyster design just so people know what
they're getting into.

My oyster kinda looks like a vagina. So, I'm gonna do an egg wash on this even though it doesn't
say that in the recipe. I want this to at least look pretty if it's not going to taste very good. Also, they didn't tell us
how hot the oven should be.

40 Minutes in a moderate oven. I'm gonna say moderate is, 350. (Upbeat, futuristic music) Alright, so, it's been 40 minutes. Was the fastest 40 minutes of my life, 'cause now I have to try this pie.

Something I've been dreading. (Upbeat, optimistic music) How bad can it be? I don't know if I can... - [Producer] Oh no. (Mumbling) - Oh man, I need someone
else to try this though because I don't know if
it's just me, and like, I don't really like oysters that much.

(Upbeat, optimistic music) - I don't think it's that
bad, I'm kind of into it. - Ooooh. - The whiff is not promising. - Yeah, I can't say
that's a pleasant smell.

- I wouldn't go out of my way to eat this, but I would stop eating it if
I was being polite to someone. - It's not totally
offensive or undelicious. Are there potatoes in here? - It tastes like, if I was a character in
Spongebob Squarepants, and I just ingested
like, all of the ocean. - I don't hate it, I'll say that.

- No, it's not, it's not good. - Like I don't understand why any of this being together was
necessary in any capacity. - It's a taste that some
people might prefer, and we don't flavor shame. If you didn't have taste
buds, you might think, hey, this is probably a pretty good pie.

- It's like the ingredients were held together by Elmer's glue. - It is a little bit hard
to eat, to be honest. (Upbeat, acoustic music).

I Tried Cooking A Recipe From The 1910s


- [Narrator] We use cast
iron skillets all the time in the Tasty Kitchen for a
million different reasons. They're virtually indestructible,
they last forever, and unlike a lot of things
you're gonna have in the kitchen, they actually tend to get better with age. People are often a little
bit intimidated by cast iron, thinking it's, you know,
very hard to deal with or hard to clean. It's actually really easy, you just have to know
what you're looking for.

So, seasoning is a process
you want to go through even if it's new or you
have an old cast iron that was passed down to you. Often when you have a new
cast iron and there's been any water that's left on, they're really susceptible to rust. We're gonna help you figure
out how to prevent that from happening and how to clean that off. So we're gonna start by
getting some steel wool.

Whether it's knew or has
a bunch or rust on it, we're just gonna scrub
it down with steel wool with a mild dish soap and
just get it down to its kind of base layer. The way that cast irons are made, it's all kinda one piece
and you can't just season the part that you cook with. You want to season the entire thing. While we're here we're just
gonna keep scrubbing along all of the sides, on the
back of it, turn it over, get the handle.

Once you're happy that all the
rust and or gunk off there, you can go give it a
rinse under hot water. And either use one of those
non-abrasive scouring pads or the tough side of a sponge. Just do another quick go around, making sure you got every nook and cranny. A good rule to remember whenever
you're dealing with cast iron is water will make it rust.

We always want to get it as
dry as possible before we store or move onto the next step. So because of that, we're
gonna dry it off with a towel and then you're gonna
put it onto your stove and turn it on. And let all of that excess
water, any extra moisture, boil off. Once you're happy your
skillet is bone dry, we're gonna take it off the
heat and start our seasoning process with a thin layer of oil.

The new standard is that
flax seed oil is the best oil for the job. It actually drys the hardest
and creates the best non-stick, longest lasting seasoning. The only downfall is
it is pretty expensive and if you don't want
to spend that much money or frankly, you just don't
have it in your pantry, canola oil will work just fine. A little background on your skillet.

The surface is actually porous, which just means there's kind
of small holes or pores even that we kinda want to
fill up to make a nice, smooth cooking surface. So once we have this thin layer
of oil all over the skillet, we're actually gonna do our
best to wipe it all off. There's enough oil that has
soaked into those open pores. So take the clean side of your paper towel and rub off as much of the oil as you can.

One of the biggest problems
people have is they don't wipe off enough oil and they
have too thick of a layer, and then it comes out of
the oven very sticky still and not giving them the
result that they want. So you're gonna put your
cast iron in your oven on the highest temperature it can go, between 450 and 500 degrees. So this process is gonna
take about an hour. The reason we need our oven
so high is that we actually want to take the oil past its
smoking point so that the oil actually starts to breakdown
and bond with the cast iron.

So if you've ever taken our
your skillet and it's still kind of brown and sticky, it's probably because your
oven wasn't hot enough. So after an hour, you can turn
off your oven and let it cool in there. The result is a hard glassy
layer that we're looking for that helps make our cast iron non-stick. So, intro to cooking with cast iron.

You actually really do
have to pre-heat it. It doesn't necessarily heat evenly, but it keeps the heat really well. So just take your time, heat
it on a low to medium heat. This may take five to ten minutes.

Because cast iron is such
a great conductor of heat, if you actually just
carefully hover your hand over the bottom of the skillet, you can feel when the pan's ready to go. A lot of people are confused. You know, they did all the seasoning and their food is sticking to the pan. Usually that's because
they're putting cold food in a cold cast iron pan.

One reason to get a cast iron
skillet really is to sear things like meat. So another things that people
are maybe confused about when they're cooking with a
cast iron is they tend to wanna just move the food around a lot. And actually what we're
trying to do here is build up a nice caramelized crust. So when you put any meat
in your hot skillet, just leave it.

Let it cook. When you see the kinda brown
crust forming on the outside, that's when you know it's ready to flip. So if you're trying to lift
up your steak and it just will not give, it's probably
just not ready yet. The meat will self release
when the crust has formed.

Why we love using cast
iron skillet for Tasty too is because you can start
something on the stove and finish it in the oven. So you oven here that you
can't cook acidic foods in a cast iron skillets. However, if you have a good
layer of seasoning on there, that's totally fine. You don't want to do a ton of, you know, a big tomato sauce or a
bunch of wine or vinegar, but a little bit's not really
gonna kill your seasoning.

Don't be afraid to roast
things like tomatoes in your cast iron skillet. The great thing about being
able to cook with something on the stove top and finish it in the oven is you just have a lot more control. You can get a nice layer of
caramelization from a high heat on the stove and then finish
something cooking in the oven on a much gentler, radiant heat. So when you're cleaning your cast iron, you want to hit a sweet spot.

If it's cooled down too much, the food will adhere and
really stick to the pan. And if it's too hot and you
put it under cold water, you can risk it cracking. So you want to wash the pan
pretty soon after you use it. The most gentle way to clean
your skillet is with hot water and salt and a non-metal scouring pad or the rough side of your sponge.

The salt works as an abrasive
and helps to scrub off any food that's on there without damaging the seasoning at all. Once you're happy that your pan is clean, give it another towel dry and
then let it completely dry off either on the stove or in a
warm oven just to make sure there's no lingering moisture. And that's gonna protect it
from rusting in the future. So last thing, we're gonna
put a protective layer of oil on the skillet before we store it.

Carefully with a paper towel, rub that all along the inside. Turn up the heat until the oil is smoking, then turn it off and let
it cool on the stove. The reason why we want to
take up to the smoking point is so that the oil doesn't turn rancid. Cast iron skillets may
seem like a lot of work but just follow these simple
rules of seasoning and cleaning and these pans will last you a lifetime.

It's like loving a good woman. The more you give, the more you get back. (Laughing).

How To Cook With Cast Iron


On tonight's [episode] of Super battle cooking challenge for tonight's competition. We've never seen this before. We have [a] brother and sister Going toe-to-toe in this cooking challenge Bruce. We haven't seen anything like this before have we Let's meet them, so we have Mr..

Monkey and Miss monkey, Mr. Monkey has been known to make some great cereals for breakfast um. I just love cooking in general I think the thing that got me [started] with cookingggn Was just seeing how the process was to bake and put stuff in the oven [and] do all that stuff? It's just I love that Miss monkey She's a bit of a mystery to us, so this is part of my good behavior They said cooking would help me relax more. I'm still waiting With us tonight.

We have some very special judges we have the very talented Yolanda Peparonchini. Yes. My name is Yolanda. Yes, I have written like 10 books Cuisine books.

I own three or four restaurants. I've travelled all around the world and now I'm doing this. I don't think my agent likes me very much. We also have the world-Renowned chef Massimo Sassimo Oh, let's get to it tonight [you] both will be making a very special dessert Marshmallows and the secret ingredient [are] you ready for this? Peruvian Squid but Peruvian Squid butts  for me to work with Peruvian squid [why] it's Peruvian Squid buns, whatever okay? For me to work with Peruvian squid butts.

[I] need to think outside the box I need a box. I've had a lot of good memories making Peruvian squid [bite] so with my mother and Yeah, I [just] want to wow the judges today [alright]. Let's get started in three two one Let's get cooking chefs Judges who do you think will win today? You know this is a tough decision the competition is very close. You know what at the end of the day.

We all win. They're just kids Did you really just ask me that question who cares who wins ? I used to date Antonio Banderas We were like this. I went all over with him and now I'm judging these kids So who you.....Don't talk to me? Just don't. I think you guys are doing a great job Okay, utensils down stop cooking the first dish is prepared by Mr..

Monkey for my first marshmallow [I] wanted to make the old-fashioned type because I wanted to bring back some Nostalgia from the judges childhoods and the second type of marshmallows that I prepared we're start [it--] marshmallows with two different colors and The flowers are edible. Enjoy Not bad. It doesn't make me Gag and The next dish is prepared by Miss Monkey Whoa, whoa, whoa, what happened here? Is this a joke? Where where's the sweet but weird way to marshmallows of course it's empty. How is someone supposed to make marshmallows out of Parisian sweet buds Peruvian squid buds.

I don't care okay. Where's the squid, but where were the marshmallows? What is a peruvian squid but anyway does anybody even eat? It is it like real or something okay? So I'm gonna give this an A for effort because I [think] that you did your best [um] So I really appreciate better..... You lose beat it. I'm being sabotage Saboteur the boy wins [ah] congratulations Today was a tough competition, but [I'm] glad I won and I'm really happy Thanks, mom, and there you [have] it, Mr..

Monkey is the clear winner Thanks again for watching and if there's a secret ingredient that you want to use on the next episode let us know What a ripoff this was a total joke. Hey someone gonna reimburse me [for] my Uber? Yeah y'all Uh-Huh? Yeah, y'all.

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